Neverending Story

[SquigY0]

It was a cold rainy New Year's Eve. GT and Drini were warming up with large, almost cartoon-sized, glasses of Champagne in their respective studios, GT's with the standard raised 2021 lettering over it, and Drini's with a picture if Maleficent. They were just an hour into their show when it was time to call their first guests of the evening in, SquigY0 & his wife Twitches.

SquigY0 (sortof) joked that he was going to go to bed and so there was no need to call him. GT & Drini called him "a bish" and told him to "suck it up old man." Bowing to peer pressure, SquigY0 agreed to take the call. But some sort of glitch happened when the Skype connection was attempted, and instead GT & Drini connected with...

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[Drini1217]

It was a cold rainy New Year's Eve. GT and Drini were warming up with large, almost cartoon-sized, glasses of Champagne in their respective studios, GT's with the standard raised 2021 lettering over it, and Drini's with a picture if Maleficent. They were just an hour into their show when it was time to call their first guests of the evening in, SquigY0 & his wife Twitches.

SquigY0 (sortof) joked that he was going to go to bed and so there was no need to call him. GT & Drini called him "a bish" and told him to "suck it up old man." Bowing to peer pressure, SquigY0 agreed to take the call. But some sort of glitch happened when the Skype connection was attempted, and instead GT & Drini connected with...

One of you should now pick up the story from here and leave it open-ended with ... at some point so the next person can pick up the story

SquigY0's mentally special but extremely smart mob boss uncle from the dream dimension where SquigY0 himself recently traveled to star in that reality's adaption of Gone With The Wind. Confused about the misconnection, GT and Drini decided to talk with SquigY0's uncle to see if they could figure out how the mishap came about. His uncle informed them about SquigY0's visit and the great success of their version of Gone With The Wind and that his nephew was up to win an award. However, a rival crime family from the dream dimension had plans to prevent SquigY0 from winning the award. His uncle quickly informed GT and Drini that in order to help stop the rival crime family, they would have to travel to Katy's Kafe, Karwash, and Klean Koin Laundry, venture through the kuchina and gain access to the Kasino operating underground. Once inside, to continue their mission, the duo would have to meet up with...

[SquigY0]

SquigY0's mentally special but extremely smart mob boss uncle from the dream dimension where SquigY0 himself recently traveled to star in that reality's adaption of Gone With The Wind. Confused about the misconnection, GT and Drini decided to talk with SquigY0's uncle to see if they could figure out how the mishap came about. His uncle informed them about SquigY0's visit and the great success of their version of Gone With The Wind and that his nephew was up to win an award. However, a rival crime family from the dream dimension had plans to prevent SquigY0 from winning the award. His uncle quickly informed GT and Drini that in order to help stop the rival crime family, they would have to travel to Katy's Kafe, Karwash, and Klean Koin Laundry, adventure through the cuchina and gain access to the Kasino operating underground. Once inside, to continue their mission, the duo would have to meet up with...

...Milly Bays, the gate keeper, head of security, and brand manager of the Kasino, and he'd kall ahead to let him know that they're koming. GT and Drini thanked SquigY0's alternate universe uncle, and started to take a kanoe from Kentucky to Konnecticut, but when they got about 5 knots away, his uncle was yelling at them from the dock but they couldn't hear him. They didn't have his phone number, there was no signal out on the kreek, and the kurrent was too strong to turn back so they just stayed on their kurrent heading.

When they got to Connecticut, they took a car to Katy's Kafe. They went through the front door, through the cuchina in the back, and down the corridor unmolested. There was a big metal door and the end of the corridor with a buzzer. They rang it and waited a few moments. The door opened, but the man standing before them was NOT Milly Bays. He also was demanding to know what the password was.

They had to think fast, cause this dude looked scary as fuck. So...

[Drini1217]

...Milly Bays, the gate keeper, head of security, and brand manager of the Kasino, and he'd kall ahead to let him know that they're koming. GT and Drini thanked SquigY0's alternate universe uncle, and started to take a kanoe from Kentucky to Konnecticut, but when they got about 5 knots away, his uncle was yelling at them from the dock but they couldn't hear him. They didn't have his phone number, there was no signal out on the kreek, and the kurrent was too strong to turn back so they just stayed on their kurrent heading.

When they got to Connecticut, they took a car to Katy's Kafe. They went through the front door, through the cuchina in the back, and down the corridor unmolested. There was a big metal door and the end of the corridor with a buzzer. They rang it and waited a few moments. The door opened, but the man standing before them was NOT Milly Bays. He also was demanding to know what the password was.

They had to think fast, cause this dude looked scary as fuck. So...

In frustration, GT yelled out, "Fuck you SquigY0!" and all of a sudden Mmmbop by Hanson began to play as the hulking man cleared the doorway and waved the duo in. Inside the room, GT and Drini were shocked to see jimmy! That's right, jimmy was sitting there conversing with Milly Bays. jimmy waved the duo over to their table and explained that he had been working behind the scenes of Katy's Kasino trying to set up the new business of Katy's Krackhouse. He was talking with Milly Bays in order set up new promos to promote the business's grand opening which was coming up soon. Milly Bays said about how SquigY0's uncle called ahead to give them the heads up of GT and Drini's arrival and to help them on the next step of their journey. Little did the boys know but SquigY0's uncle had been trying to warn them when they saw him as they were kareening down the kreek not to trust Milly for he had turned sides and was now working for the rival mob family. Milly escorted GT and Drini down a side hallway and moved a light fixture on the wall, revealing a hidden passage way lined with coatracks and a desk at the end with a lady checking jackets, coats, and fire arms. When she asked to take the guys' side arms, GT handed his over but Drini hesitated because he knew he had one hidden in his...

[jthaggerty]

WHAT THE HELL!!!

[SquigY0]

In frustration, GT yelled out, "Fuck you SquigY0!" and all of a sudden Mmmbop by Hanson began to play as the hulking man cleared the doorway and waved the duo in. Inside the room, GT and Drini were shocked to see jimmy! That's right, jimmy was sitting there conversing with Milly Bays. jimmy waved the duo over to their table and explained that he had been working behind the scenes of Katy's Kasino trying to set up the new business of Katy's Krackhouse. He was talking with Milly Bays in order set up new promos to promote the business's grand opening which was coming up soon. Milly Bays said about how SquigY0's uncle called ahead to give them the heads up of GT and Drini's arrival and to help them on the next step of their journey. Little did the boys know but SquigY0's uncle had been trying to warn them when they saw him as they were kareening down the kreek not to trust Milly for he had turned sides and was now working for the rival mob family. Milly escorted GT and Drini down a side hallway and moved a light fixture on the wall, revealing a hide passage way lined with coatracks and a desk at the end with a lady checking jackets, coats, and fire arms. When she asked to take the guys' side arms, GT handed his over but Drini hesitated because he knew he had one hidden in his...

WHAT THE HELL!!!

That's right, Drini came from a fine Christian family, and when it was time to be educated about the birds & the bees, his parents told him that the proper name for his rear end was his WHAT THE HELL! So his gun was up his WHAT THE HELL for safe keeping and he was torn because he wasn't sure if Milly knew about the gun he stored in his WHAT THE HELL and the whip he had wrapped around his HOOHOO DIDDLE. He decided he had to take his chances as he reached into his socks and handed over the two blades to the lady, his coat pockets and faked accidentally dropping the grenades from them, and the razor blades he had hidden in his cheeks. Milly seemed satisfied that our duo was now unarmed.

The lady also took their coats, life jackets, swimmies, and water-proof change holders and gave them a receipt with their claim numbers and an inventory of what she was holding from them. They were then escorted through a narrow doorway just to the right of the desk, and seated at a small table that only they two could fit at. Milly left the room without a word, closed, and locked the door. GT & Drini had no idea what situation they had put themselves in, and started making plans for escape just in case shit got real. Drini suggested...

[jthaggerty]

this is F up by the minute

[Drini1217]

That's right, Drini came from a fine Christian family, and when it was time to be educated about the birds & the bees, his parents told him that the proper name for his rear end was his WHAT THE HELL! So his gun was up his WHAT THE HELL for safe keeping and he was torn because he wasn't sure if Milly knew about the gun he stored in his WHAT THE HELL and the whip he had wrapped around his HOOHOO DIDDLE. He decided he had to take his chances as he reached into his socks and handed over the two blades to the lady, his coat pockets and faked accidentally dropping the grenades from them, and the razor blades he had hidden in his cheeks. Milly seemed satisfied that our duo was now unarmed.

The lady also took their coats, life jackets, swimmies, and water-proof change holders and gave them a receipt with their claim numbers and an inventory of what she was holding from them. They were then escorted through a narrow doorway just to the right of the desk, and seated at a small table that only they two could fit at. Milly left the room without a word, closed, and locked the door. GT & Drini had no idea what situation they had put themselves in, and started making plans for escape just in case shit got real. Drini suggested...

this is F up by the minute

"...we should get out of here." "You're right, this is getting more F-ed up by the minute and we need an escape plan," GT said. GT felt extra uneasy because he was not used to going about without the safety of his life jacket and swimmies. He tried turning the door knob but it was locked from the outside. The duo noticed an air vent in the ceiling of the small room. Standing on the small table, Drini was able to remove the grate exposing an air duct with a pipe running through it. "The ceiling isn't strong enough to hold me pulling myself up in, but maybe you can use my whip and wrap it around that pipe to pull yourself up," Drini said to GT. Drini loosened his belt and unzipped his pants so that he could get to his whip which was hidden wrapped around his HOOHOO DIDDLE. Drini handed the hilt of the whip to GT as he unraveled it from his HOOHOO DIDDLE, when they noticed the door opening. In walked two burly men dressed in all black and sunglasses holding guns in their hands.

"What kind of twisted 50 shades of weird shit is going on here?" questioned the one henchman as he raised his gun at the duo, "put your hands up right now!" Without missing a beat, GT swung the unraveled whip around his head and cracked it toward the two henchman causing the one to duck for cover behind the small table and the other to drop his gun as the whip hit his hands. Drini unclenched his cheeks releasing his gun which fell from its hiding place in his WHAT THE HELL!. As he swung around to grab it, the henchman hiding behind the table opened fire barely missing GT. Then he turned to Drini, but fell to the ground limp as Drini squeezed the trigger on his own gun first. Drini turned his aim on the other henchman as the man tried picking up the gun he dropped. But before the henchman could fire, Drini put him down has well. "Thanks for that!" exclaimed GT as he grabbed one of the henchmen's guns, "now let's get out of here!"

The duo quickly exited the room and ran down the hallway where they encountered....

[SquigY0]

"...we should get out of here." "You're right, this is getting more F-ed up by the minute and we need an escape plan," GT said. GT felt extra uneasy because he was not used to going about without the safety of his life jacket and swimmies. He tried turning the door knob but it was locked from the outside. The duo noticed an air vent in the ceiling of the small room. Standing on the small table, Drini was able to remove the grate exposing an air duct with a pipe running through it. "The ceiling isn't strong enough to hold me pulling myself up in, but maybe you can use my whip and wrap it around that pipe to pull yourself up," Drini said to GT. Drini loosened his belt and unzipped his pants so that he could get to his whip which was hidden wrapped around his HOOHOO DIDDLE. Drini handed the hilt of the whip to GT as he unraveled it from his HOOHOO DIDDLE, when they noticed the door opening. In walked two burly men dressed in all black and sunglasses holding guns in their hands.

"What kind of twisted 50 shades of weird shit is going on here?" questioned the one henchman as he raised his gun at the duo, "put your hands up right now!" Without missing a beat, GT swung the unraveled whip around his head and cracked it toward the two henchman causing the one to duck for cover behind the small table and the other to drop his gun as the whip hit his hands. Drini unclenched his cheeks releasing his gun which fell from its hiding place in his WHAT THE HELL!. As he swung around to grab it, the henchman hiding behind the table opened fire barely missing GT. Then he turned to Drini, but fell to the ground limp as Drini squeezed the trigger on his own gun first. Drini turned his aim on the other henchman as the man tried picking up the gun he dropped. But before the henchman could fire, Drini put him down has well. "Thanks for that!" exclaimed GT as he grabbed one of the henchmen's guns, "now let's get out of here!"

The duo quickly exited the room and ran down the hallway where they encountered....

...Katy. She had only just recently found out that her Kafe was being used for nefarious, kriminal activities, and had been heading to Milly Bays' kasino office to give him a piece of her mind, when she heard all kinds of grunting, whipping, and gun sounds. Without a word (mostly because she was already thinking about how she could spin this off into new Katy's Kinky Kosplay services), she lead GT and Drini to the desk, which had a sewer grate underneath. She lifted the sewer grate for them and motioned for them to get in there quickly. She closed the grate above them just in time for somebody to bust into the room. There was lots of muffled yelling, furniture being thrown around, a body hit the floor, and then it was silent.

The duo looked at each other, and weren't sure whether to start moving to see where the sewer lead, or if they should pop back up through the grate to see what happened...

[Drini1217]

...Katy. She had only just recently found out that her Kafe was being used for nefarious, kriminal activities, and had been heading to Milly Bays' kasino office to give him a piece of her mind, when she heard all kinds of grunting, whipping, and gun sounds. Without a word (mostly because she was already thinking about how she could spin this off into new Katy's Kinky Kosplay services), she lead GT and Drini to the desk, which had a sewer grate underneath. She lifted the sewer grate for them and motioned for them to get in there quickly. She closed the grate above them just in time for somebody to bust into the room. There was lots of muffled yelling, furniture being thrown around, a body hit the floor, and then it was silent.

The duo looked at each other, and weren't sure whether to start moving to see where the sewer lead, or if they should pop back up through the grate to see what happened...

...Drini decided to poke his head back through the grate to see if he could figure out what happened. As he lifted the grate and looked around the room, Drini saw the lifeless body of one of Milly Bays' henchmen laying on the floor, eyes glossed over with blood dripping from his mouth but holding an empty glass in his hand. Drini couldn't see any signs of Katy other than what looked like her business cards which were scattered around the room from the desk being thrown around. Drini put his head back under the grate and told GT what he saw. "The cards sort of look like they have been dragged toward in the door kind of like a trail but end about the doorway," Drini informed GT, "and the henchman was holding an empty glass so perhaps Katy offered him one of her Killer Kocktails which I've heard are called 'killer' for a reason." "Maybe that means that Katy is still alive and that Milly Bays captured her for helping us," said GT, "let's see if we can get out through the sewer so we don't risk getting caught ourselves."

The duo made their way through the maze of the sewers lit by the light of their cellphones which they had protected in LifeProof cases since their line of work tended to lead to easily broken phones. They finally found a drain which emptied out the cliffside below the Kafe. GT used Drini's whip to catch a nearby tree limb and pulled himself out of the sewer and threw the whip back for Drini to do the same. Once up on dry land again, the duo made their way back toward the Kafe. "Maybe we can jack a car and get away from here," suggested GT. "But where we will we go after that?," questioned Drini, "it's not like we can easily get in touch with SquigY0's uncle." Right as Drini finished talking, GT's cellphone started ringing. GT looked down to see who was calling and to his surprise it was cinco! "Hey cinco," said GT as he answered the phone, "what's going on?"

To which cinco said...